Literally

"The face of a child can say it all. 

Especially the mouth part of the face."

- Jack Handey

Verbing Nouns and Placing Products

I love the way John Mayer succeeded in verbing two different proper nouns in one sentence and the way he managed to drop in a little product placement in his denial of having had a fling with actress Kristin Cavallari.


"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her Jaymes."