Thursday, September 4, 2008

Confucious and Semantics

Humor from an email...

Confucius Says:
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
(The following is for mature audiences only)
Confucious says:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

No comments:

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...