Thursday, April 2, 2009

Go Lay an Egg

With all of the fun we have been having recently discussing laying and lying, I can't resist sharing some egg humor that my husband emailed me a few minutes ago.


What did the egg say to the boiling water?


It’s gunna take me a while to get hard – I just got laid



Of course, if I had written the joke I would have said "It's going to take" instead of "It's gunna take."


2 comments:

Erin Davis said...

Thanks for the giggle. I think that such an uncouth egg would actually be more likely to say "gunna." :0)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahaha! Cute joke. :)

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