Friday, July 2, 2010

A Case for Dangling Prepositions

Stick Deodorant

I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

No matter how lovely a room smells, I think everyone who uses deodorant would be much more comfortable pushing the bottom up than pushing the deodorant up their bottom.


Fran said...

Love this one! It reminded me of canned sponge puddings we used to buy on which was printed, 'Open can then stand in boiling water'. What I like even more about your post is that the word verification is ORIFICSF!

Erin Davis said...

Love it! This is a keeper for my class.

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