Friday, July 2, 2010

A Case for Dangling Prepositions

Stick Deodorant


I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.






No matter how lovely a room smells, I think everyone who uses deodorant would be much more comfortable pushing the bottom up than pushing the deodorant up their bottom.

2 comments:

Fran said...

Love this one! It reminded me of canned sponge puddings we used to buy on which was printed, 'Open can then stand in boiling water'. What I like even more about your post is that the word verification is ORIFICSF!

Erin Davis said...

Love it! This is a keeper for my class.

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