A Variation of the Idiomatic, Rhetorical Question, "Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?"

One of my favorite idiomatic, rhetorical questions has always been, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"...Recently, at a cocktail party, I was served a drink with the napkin pictured below. Here is my new favorite idiomatic, rhetorical question:
"If a bear shits in the woods, should I have a cocktail?"