Anesthesiologist business card: 'When you care enough to sleep with the very best.'
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
On a Septic Tank Truck: 'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.'
At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit please back in.'
On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
On a Church's Billboard: '7 days without God makes one weak.'