Saturday, July 12, 2008

Semantic Funnies: Signs from Above? Part III

At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

Outside a Muffler Shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

At the Electric Company 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.'

In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

At a Propane Filling Station: 'Thank heaven for little grills.'

Sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak

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