At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Muffler Shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
At the Electric Company 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.'
In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
At a Propane Filling Station: 'Thank heaven for little grills.'
Sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak