I just received an e-mail from a friend of mine who works in the advertising business. He was responding to a voicemail I left him three days ago that he just received today.
Verizon - We never stop working for you. Then again, we may.
Verizon - Stay connected. Get a land line.
Verizon - More bars than any other service, except in (name your town) which already has more than enough bars.*
*Nice use of a homonym as he was referring to the number of establishments that sell liquor in the town which I won't mention by name.
Thanks for the laugh my friend.