Crash Blossoms and Head Waves

From The Week magazine October 29, 2010

My first thought was: The Republican(*s) [Verb wave] [Noun heads] for Washington. (similar to waving hands for Detroit)

Next: The Republican [Noun wave] [Verb heads] for Washington. (similar to the Republican handshake)

And Finally: The Republican [Noun wave] [Verb heads] for Washington. (see 5.c. below)

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wave:

v.tr.
1. To cause to move back and forth or up and down, either once or repeatedly: She waved a fan before her face.

2. a. To move or swing as in giving a signal: He waved his hand. Nouns

n.
4. A movement up and down or back and forth: a wave of the hand.

5. c. A rising trend that involves large numbers of individuals: a wave of conservatism.
d. One of a succession of mass movements: the first wave of settlers.

Defintions from thefreedictionary.com

The two pictures of people waving on the page didn't help disambiguate the headline for me.

Crash Blossoms, Bears, and Drinking Rockets

After reading yesterday's post about crash blossoms, reader JCR shared a link to this picture from photographer Larry Blackwood.

"I sat next to this dumpster for the longest time, never saw a single bear exit, or enter for that matter." - Larry Blackwood

And speaking of crash blossoms, here is my new favorite as posted by Language Log last week:

"Number of Lothian patients made ill by drinking rockets"

It really is hard to think of "rockets" as the main verb when parsing this sentence. And while the thought of a person chugging a glass full of rockets doesn't quite sit right, it sure is humorous.

Blossoms Crash on Garden Path Resulting in Conflicting Trees

Garden path sentences are those that lead a reader down a path to an incorrect semantic and/or syntactic interpretation of the sentence during the initial analysis or parsing of the sentence. The field of psycholinguistics has shown that these incorrect interpretations occur because readers process sentences one word at a time.



A simple yet cogent example of a garden path sentence is:

The old man the boat.

When reading this sentence the most likely initial interpretation (illustrated by the syntactic tree below) is that "old" is an adjective describing "man". But what happens when you get to "the boat"? This can't be a sentence without a verb.
By backtracking and reading the sentence again the proper interpretation with "old" being a collective noun and "man" being a verb can be reached. In other words, "the boat is manned by the old (people)."
Similar to garden path sentences are newspaper headlines that are written in such a way as to lead a reader to an incorrect interpretation (often by omission of words). These headlines have been dubbed "crash blossoms" based on the following headline:





Here is a diagram of the likely initial interpretation followed by a diagram of the intended interpretation (with words added for clarification).



Parse 1:

Parse 2:Language Log posted more about the evolution of the name "crash blossoms" here.

And here are two additional crash blossoms that I find particularly amusing followed by their respective conflicting syntactic trees.



Parse 1: Parse 2:




Parse 1:

Parse 2: