Self-Defining Puzzle
by Swivelhips Smith, D.Phil.Taxidermy Tech


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1. NP vs Np
2. # is rotated 90°
3. S vs Q at root
4. .—? vs ?
5. differences vs diferences
6. two vs 2
7. line length for MD—Can


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*For simplicity's sake, because the phrase "using binoculars" functions like a prepositional phrase, I have taken the liberty of changing "using" to "with" for the diagrams.
Here is a syntactic diagram of the version of the sentence pictured on the right.
Every sentence must contain a noun phrase and a verb phrase (in some sentences the noun phrase may be null).
Every coordinate sentence must contain at least two simple sentences joined by a coordinating conjunction.
Every complex sentence must contain one simple sentence and at least one dependant clause that includes a subordinating conjunction and a simple sentence.
Every complex-coordinate sentence must contain at least two simple sentences joined by a coordinating conjunction and at least one dependant clause that includes a subordinating conjunction and a sentence.
The cat used a fork to eat the mouse. (The cat had the fork)
OR IS IT...
The cat ate the mouse that had a fork in its possesion. (The mouse had the fork)
Garden path sentences are those that lead a reader down a path to an incorrect semantic and/or syntactic interpretation of the sentence during the initial analysis or parsing of the sentence. The field of psycholinguistics has shown that these incorrect interpretations occur because readers process sentences one word at a time.
By backtracking and reading the sentence again the proper interpretation with "old" being a collective noun and "man" being a verb can be reached. In other words, "the boat is manned by the old (people)." 

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Language Log posted more about the evolution of the name "crash blossoms" here.
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