Wednesday, March 25, 2009
The Rabbit Rule
The Rabbit Rule: Double the consonants b, d, g, m, n and p after a short vowel in a two syllable word.
The Banana Rule: Every unaccented open-a syllable will change to schwa. An a at the end of a word is never accented, so always changes to schwa (plasma). An a by itself at the beginning of a word usually changes to schwa (adopt). In three syllable words the last syllable is never accented. Only one syllable in a word is accented. So if a three syllable word has two open-a syllables that are not accented, both of them will change to schwa.
The Picnic Chicken Basket Rule: In the middle of multi-syllable words, spell the k-sound with a c when you can. If a c won't work, use ck if the k-sound is right after a short vowel. Otherwise, use k.
The Catch Lunch Rule: This rule applies to the ch-sound at the end of a word. Use tch when you have a short vowel coming right before the ch-sound, otherwise use ch. Exceptions: such, much rich, which.
The Milk Truck Rule: This rule applies to the k-sound at the end of a word. Never end a one syllable word using a c. If you have a short vowel sound coming right before the k-sound use a ck. Otherwise, use k.
The Floss Rule: Double the consonants f, l and s at the end of a one syllable word following a short vowel. Common exceptions to this rule are gas, yes, and bus.
How did anyone ever learn to spell without these fancily named rules. I think I will now go eat a picnic lunch of rabbit, bananas and milk after which I will immediately floss.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
NCIS - Ziva's Linguistic Error
Often times I will start to use the contraction don't but for some reason my brain switches mid- contraction to do not. The phonological result of this psycholinguistic phenomenon is that the normal /o/ or "o-sound" found in the contraction don't cancels the normal /u/ or "u-sound" found in the do of do not.
Do /du/ not you agree?
Here are some additional linguistic traits of Ziva's.
The Linguistic Aspects of NCIS - Part II
DiNozzo then said something about the two phrases being homonyms...well, kind of...but to be more technical they are actually oronyms (a string of words that sounds the same as another string of words but they are spelled differently and composed of different words with different meanings). Either way, the writers of NCIS sure do know how to have fun with language.
*more on NCIS linguistics and oronyms.
Georgia's Pole Tax - What a Difference that "e" Makes
Well, what difference does that "e" make? It is certainly not a phonetic difference because poll and pole are homophones. The "e" definitely makes a difference orthographically, however, because the difference is noticeable in print. Obviously, though, the most important difference the "e" makes, and the difference to which the writer was undoubtedly referring, is the semantic difference.
A poll tax is a fixed amount of money that a person must pay as a requirement for the right to vote.

And a pole tax is...well, you get the idea.
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On a separate note, it is not just the "e" that makes the difference it is also the deletion of one of the "l's." If it were simply adding an "e" to poll then we would be talking about a chicken tax.
Monday, March 23, 2009
More Obama Logo Semiotics
Having previously posted about the semiotics of Obama's campaign logo, I found it interesting that the March 16th issue of Newsweek included a review of the logo that Obama had created for the projects that will be funded by his economic stimulus bill. Interestingly, the new logo was designed by the same firm that created his campaign logo. According to the Newsweek article, "graphic designers say, (this logo), missed the mark. The individual icons - the plant, the gears - are too generic to send a clear message, and they're crammed into too small a space."
Friday, March 20, 2009
Craigslist Conundrums - A Bracketing Paradox and a Semantically Unclear Preposition

1. If the travel website is disabled, why do they need bloggers? Or is it a website for disabled travelers? [[disabled][travel website]] or [[disabled travel][website]]
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Speech Rate by Language
Speech rate should be measured by the number of syllables per second.
Languages with multi-syllabic words tend to be spoken at a faster rate.
Speech rate should not be measured by the number of syllables per second because open syllables are spoken more quickly than closed syllables.
Speech rate is influenced by extralinguistic variables (sex, age, profession, emotional state).
Speech rate should take into consideration variations in continuity of speech.
An article in Language and Speech titled "Speech Rate in a Pluricentric Language: A Comparison Between Dutch in Belgium and the Netherlands," presents the findings of a linguistic study that, "confirms the traditional view that speech rate is determined by extralinguistic variables, but also suggests there may be intrinsic tempo differences between language varieties."
While I agree that extralinguistic variables affect speech rates across all languages, I think it would be fascinating to learn more about the tempo differences between languages, which obviously exist as well.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Unusual Word of the Day - Ergasiophobia
Sports Word of the Day - Bracketology

Perhaps a person who notices bracketing paradoxes all the time should be called linguistic bracketologist.
Additionally, another newer sports word is NIT-ology which is defined as a process similar to that of bracketology that is used for the National Invitation Tournament.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Clear Blue Easy Advertising - Poor Word Choice
Read this one.
Oh semantics...semantics, semantics, semantics.
Sure 1 in 4 women can misread a traditional pregnancy test but will 1 in 4 women misread a traditional pregnancy ? Give us women a little more credit.
The word can semantically implies that it is possible but not necessarily so.
A better word choice would have been:
1 in 4 women will misread
a traditional pregnancy test.
or, more simply put:
1 in 4 women misreads
a traditional pregnancy test.
By the way, if Clear Blue Easy's research does not support phrasing the statement in a more definitive way, perhaps they should consider a different approach entirely.
